J-Dog and Friends Complaints

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Created 5/21/98 Last updated 6/14/98

OK. This is a combination of my Complaints and Q and A sections. All the E-Mails fail to fall into either cxatagory, so all E-Mails now go here.

Sunday, June 14th

From:

YOU PUT YOUR CAT ON AS AN ASSOCIATE?!?!?! YOUR OUT OF YOUR BLOODY MIND!!!!!!!!! When you put your pictures onto your site did you havta use an ftp upload? Cause, I wanna add stuff to my site and its bein a pain. I'll be addin a reviews area soon. I might add a humor area if I could upload. I have to do a bit on the all powerful gordita!!! bye,
toth

J-Dog Replies"
Hey man, my cat is people too. Todays news even deals with him. Gorditas are cool, man. I always get the beef supreme ones. As for your net troubles, use GeoCities File Manager. It is located in the Members Area at www.Geocities.com . Just scroll down to the upload area. I hope that answers your question, dude.

Saturday, June 13th

From: marco80@juno.com (Anthony J Polo)

This is a message to Puff Daddy, for when he is on your page, J-Dog.
Puffy, MAKE YOUR OWN MUSIC! I was rather out raged when I saw your new video. Who else are you going to plagerize? I normally get in trouble at school when I plagerize. I'm going to start saying, "If puffy can do it, why can't I?" It will be strange when people start coping yuor music, because it will just be a copy of Sting, Led Zepplin, or others. I know its all about the Benjermin's baby, but Puffy you ain't all that. I think you should go on W W F or WCW so those guys could get a couple of good hit on you.
Sincerly,
marco80@juno.com

J-Dog replies:

I was just arguing with Mark H(from the Assocciates section) about this. He holds your view on this matter. While I am by no means a fan of the song in question (Come With Me, by Puffy and Page), I feel it has it's place. Puffy isn't plajarizin' either, because he performs the song WITH the same guy who did the original: Led Zepplins' Jimmy Page. Puffy gives full credit to the original source. Besides, if the Puffster didn't do this, he would probably end up doin' regular rap, with nuthin' but base. I think it is good that he branches out like this. One thing Puffy has, if not originality, is PRODUCTION VALUE. With it, you can make almost anything sound good.

Thursday, June 5th
From: marco80@juno.com (Anthony J Polo)

J-Dogg,
Wuz up Dogg? This is by far the sweatiest page on the face of the planet! This propaganda filled page is the link I have been looking for to destroy Fred Shaker and his monopoly. I herd last week that Uncle Freddy was polishing the SCUD missile behind the store! I think he knows what is going on. Oh, anyway, I would just like to tell you that this page is turning to the hippest place on the "NET". My of my followers have been checking the place out. I do have a complaint. I don't like:

Being the one to use up all the toilet paper over a friend house, and you don't know where they keep the extra.
Bird crap on your freshly washed car.
The cold "hot" cheese in the school cafeteria.
Getting stuck by a train on your lunch break, when your already late.
B.O.
People who have a nicer car than you, even though your better then them.
Cheese cake

Thursday, June 5th

> From: Srr. Raul

hey Tomas
are you under any medication? does your caffeine dependency counteract some form of allergy medicine that you take? or are you just naturally on a permanent trip? oh well. keep in touch and don't forget to stay away from satanic practices as much as possible. later meatball.

Thursday, June 5th
From: (Ryan T McGilvray)

WHAT'S UP. I WAS THINK YOU SHOULD PUT UP SOMETHING ABOUT THE KNACK AND MY SHARONA FOR YOUR WEB PAGE, THEN YOU COULD HAVE THAT GUY FROM SATURDAY NITE LIVE DRESSED UP LIKE JANET RENO DANCING TO IT.

Tuesday, June 2nd

Note: This is a compilation of random stuff from Ryan.

donde estan los doritos? Sr. dave es un nazi eskimo transexual prosituto. se gusta Sr. chad mucho. como esta? eres frito? claro! Por que hago estos preguntas? Los todos tienen respuestas muy faciles.

HOW DO I GET MY FREE E-MAIL SITE WHEN I DON'T HAVE ANY INTERNET PROVIDER SERVICES? PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO DO SO OTHERWISE. What kind of complaints do you have? Maybe I can help you. Make sure to say something about cheerleaders and yuppy preppies. That stuff never gets any less funny. I just got the Smashmouth CD. It's pretty good. Well, good bye for now, and, oh yes, ROCK & ROLL!

donde esta Chad? es con tu a su fiesta de cervezas y elephantes gigantes? es Sr. Keiffer con ellos? Se necesitan doritos o drugas illegales? Tenia muchos drugas, pero yo soy limpio ahora. yo lo siento mucho. adios paraahora.

Tuesday, June 2nd Date: Tue, 2 Jun 1998 03:40:28 EDT
From:
Subject: Metaphysics
To: j.suto@mailcity.com

J-Dog
"Tony Polo. He is part of my Shakers IGA family. He also goes to school with me. He and Matt Vild are the only guys who have been to my site twice. I make this damn page for you TWO guys. You bastards better be happy! My sweat and blood will not be wasted in vain! AHHHHHHH! Oh, I think Tony plays football. He's a good kid, really. " hahahahahahahahaha. Well, the two of us enjoy your page, and guess what, I've been to your site a total of 5 times now! Ha HA! at least you can relax and take pride in knowing that your page has been amusing to us, dude. hahaha. I also noticed new graphics, eh? Looks good dude. Did you think about using no border on the graphics? "[]" <--- HTML code for that, but you probably already knew that. That may look coolier? (if that is at all humanly possible) I think that the "resources" box would look good on the left side of the page. That's just something to think about. Either way, your page looks really cool. It's late, enjoy the rest of the year buddy. I email you lats. Peace Bro ;o)

MacDaddy

Saturday,May 30th
Note: Ryan is in my Spanish 2 class. His spanish name is Raul, and mine is Tomas.

From: chupacabra10@juno.com (Ryan T McGilvray)

HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN, GOIN DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN.

BRASS MONKEY, CHUNKY, THE FUNKY MONKEY

NO............SLEEP..............TILL..............BROOKLYN!

LIVING AT HOME IS SUCH A DRAG..............YOUR MOM THREW AWAY YOUR BEST PORNO MAG......YOU GOTTA FIGHT....FOR YOUR RIGHT.....TO PARTY!

WITH THE LIGHTS OUT, IT'S LESS DANGEROUS, HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US, I FEEL STUPID, AND CONTAGIOUS, HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US, A MULATTO, AN ALBINO, A MOSQUITO, MY LIBIDO.

HE'S THE ONE, HE LIKES ALL OUR PRETTY SONGS AND HE LIKES TO SING ALONG AND HE LIKES TO SHOOT HIS GUN BUT HE KNOWS NOT WHAT IT MEANS

COME, AS YOU ARE, AS YOU WERE, AS I WANT YOU TO BE, AS A FRIEND, AS A FRIEND, AS AN OLD ENEMY

IF YOU HAVE, IF YOU NEED, I DON'T REALLY CARE, WE DON'T HAVE TO BREED, WE CAN PLANT A HOUSE, WE CAN BUILD A TREE, I DON'T REALLY CARE, WE DON'T HAVE TO BREED

I'M SO HAPPY, CUZ TODAY I FOUND MY FRIENDS, THEY'RE IN MY HEAD

POLLY WANTS A CRACKER, THINK I SHOULD GET OFF HER FIRST, THINK SHE WANTS SOME WATER, TO PUT OUT THE BLOW TORCH.

WHEN I WAS AN ALIEN, CULTURES WEREN'T OPINIONS, GOTTA FIND A WAY, A BETTER WAY, I'D BETTER WAIT.

SUTO NEEDS STIMULANTS TO MAKE HIM SMILE, BUT HE'S BEEN STONED FOR QUITE A WHILE

CHARLES GRODIN IS HIS ROLE MODEL, NEXT TO JD AND THE 40 OZ BOTTLE.

Well, that's what i've got so far on the Tomas song. please give me more input as needed if you would politely oblige. Adios.

Raul

Later that day....

From: chupacabra10@juno.com (Ryan T McGilvray)

TOMAS NEEDS CAFFEINE TO COUNTERACT
THE ALCOHOLIC SLUMBER
MOUNTAIN DEW IN SIX PACKS
TO HIM LIKE A LUMBERJACK IS TO LUMBER

CHARLES GRODIN IS HIS ROLE MODEL
AND WHITESNAKE ENTHRALLS HIS LIFE
HE'S CLEARLY FRIENDS WITH THE 40 oz BOTTLE
AND PROBABLY CARVES NOTCHES IN HIS ARMS WITH A KNIFE

IS THERE ANY STOPPING TOMAS
OR IS HE JUST TOO WEIRD
DOES HE HAVE HIS HEAD UP HIS ASS
OR IS THIS HIS TIME OF THE YEAR

Saturday, May 30th

Note: This is the same Matt Derry in the Associates section.

From: Matt Derry

I hate to complain, but then again, I would like to add a complaint to your complaints page.

This is a complaint concerning a complaint that was posted on your complaints page.

FORDS DO NOT SUCK!!!!!!

Other complaints:
A cheeseburger and a bacon cheese burger at B.K. are both 99 cents.
The last episode of beavis sucked a bigger nut than seinfeld.
Wrestling sucks... It's just a soap-opera with muscles. (or two fat gay guys in their underwear)
Rap sucks.
90's suck.
People that complain suck.
Cops suck (unless they let you go even the SECOND time he pulls you over)
(thanx, dude in the black and white car)
Rod Stewart sucks. Literally. ('cept for cigaretts and alcohol)

ok thats about it.
matt

Wedsnesday, May 27th
These are MY (J-Dogs) complaints.

Nintendo Power is full of lies! They sad Crus'n USA was arcade perfect! It had low-res textures, worse music, and a bad frame-rate. I really don't care about road kill, but it WAS cool.
Nintendo's American page is almost as bad.
They play WAY too much Pearl Jam on the radio!
Gamepro and EGM print rumors as facts. They are often wrong.
Morons actully believe that stuff and challenge my autoriety with it.
Mc Donalds and Burgerking keep raising their damn prices.

Thursday, May 21st
J-Dog,
Yeah, I have a complaint that I would like to add to your page. How about this: Nintendo Sucks. When are they going to come out with new games? All of the current ones suck. When will Disco Inferno of WCW get the television belt back? How come I never saw Dr. Madd's Face in inspector Gadget? That really pissed me off. I would also like to know why Bahlki is now unemployed right now. Talk about wasted Talent. I would also like to say that the final episode of Seinfeld sucked a nut. That wasn't anything new for them, they should have ended the series with all of the getting into a fight and splitting up. This way, Kramer or George could start a new series by themselves. Ms. Schlitter (AKA: Library Nazi) is really getting on my nerves. (she Sucks) Today, she grasped my card off of the computer, and questioned me about my identity. I mean, I am in here everyday, and so far this year, about 120 days I am in the library wasting my study hall time on the internet. You would think she'd get to know me by now, but no. It seems, the lights are flashing, the gates are down, but the train is somewhere stalled on the track. Ohh Nellie! I would also like to end my complain list with one of my favorites (Quotes that is) here goes: "I just want to be friends." --random female. Coolness. I would also like to say that Degeneration X is not as cool as it once was without the man, the legend, Shawn Michaels. Jericho is the ICON, so give him back his belt. I would also like to see Rob Van Dam come to WCW and give Goldberg a much needed ass whooping. I would also like to state that moving sucks. It is just way to much hard work to do all by yourself. I say: MOM and DAD hire some fucking one already. This is bullshit.
Other things that suck:

Ford Cars
Sunday nights
School
working at Lonestar
washing Dishes -- at Lonestar
bowling
fat chicks
99.9% of the movies I see
Hot chicks with nerdy guys (Fan favorite)
Kevin Nash -- Learn how to wrestle.

having to take out your newly pierced earings -- See my Work.
The Fat Bartender Chick at Lonestar, she can go and suck a fat dick.
Anything realted to work.

PLaSMa -^v^- MLV -^v^- PLaSMa

Send me some E-Mail DAMMIT! j.suto@mailcity.com

Wedsnesday, May 20th
Q:
J-Dog,
Yeah, I have a complaint that I would like to add to your page. How about this: Nintendo Sucks. When are they going to come out with new games? All of the current ones suck. When will Disco Inferno of WCW get the television belt back? How come I never saw Dr. Madd's Face in inspector Gadget? That really pissed me off. I would also like to know why Bahlki is now unemployed right now. Talk about wasted Talent. I would also like to say that the final episode of Seinfeld sucked a nut. That wasn't anything new for them, they should have ended the series with all of the getting into a fight and splitting up. This way, Kramer or George could start a new series by themselves. Ms. Schlitter (AKA: Library Nazi) is really getting on my nerves. (she Sucks) Today, she grasped my card off of the computer, and questioned me about my identity. I mean, I am in here everyday, and so far this year, about 120 days I am in the library wasting my study hall time on the internet. You would think she'd get to know me by now, but no. It seems, the lights are flashing, the gates are down, but the train is somewhere stalled on the track. Ohh Nellie! I would also like to end my complain list with one of my favorites (Quotes that is) here goes: "I just want to be friends." --random female. Coolness. I would also like to say that Degeneration X is not as cool as it once was without the man, the legend, Shawn Michaels. Jericho is the ICON, so give him back his belt. I would also like to see Rob Van Dam come to WCW and give Goldberg a much needed ass whooping. I would also like to state that moving sucks. It is just way to much hard work to do all by yourself. I say: MOM and DAD hire some fucking one already. This is bullshit.
Other things that suck:

Ford Cars
Sunday nights
School
working at Lonestar
washing Dishes -- at Lonestar
bowling
fat chicks
99.9% of the movies I see
Hot chicks with nerdy guys (Fan favorite)
Kevin Nash -- Learn how to wrestle.

having to take out your newly pierced earings -- See my Work.
The Fat Bartender Chick at Lonestar, she can go and suck a fat dick.
Anything realted to work.

PLaSMa -^v^- MLV -^v^- PLaSMa

A:

Wow! thats venting. This isn't a question. I am putting this in the complaints section.
Um, Nintendo doe not suck, look at my previews section for cool games comin' up. I don't know anything about wrestlin', except for Mach Mans' kick ass Slim Jim commercials. Balki now does commercials for some home decorating store. They are pretty funny. He should be doing Shakespere.

Monday, May 18th
Q:
Sup J-Dog- This is Matt again, I checked out the "Bahlki" pictures, and I must say that is Fabbbbolus, cousin. I liked the pic of you and Bahlki together. That is Clever! So, anyways, did u get any mail about the page yet? I hope so, as I have only gotten 1 myself. Gotta Go, See yas tomorrow.
-PLaSMa

A:
Thanks for the support, man. This isn't really a question, but it's all I have. E-Mail Me YOU COMMIE BASTARDS!

Monday, May 4th
J-Dog! Wassup My man! I love your page! It is totally the bomb. Everyone who is Anyone has visited your page! Bown down to the master and worship the ground you and I walk on! Here is my question: Are there anymore Wrestling games due out soon for the N64? Are you going to have a section where I can get Cheat Codes? Have to Run, Sunny Rules and to Does ECW! Van Dam is GOD !!!
SKeMe (Matt)

A:
Thanks for your support, man. The ground I walk on is indeed holy. As for your questions, Yes, there are indeed some more wrestlin' games comin out. WWF: Warzone, which is lookin' to be the best wrestling game yet (at least look and sound-wise) is due out on July 20th. I think it will make that release date. There is another game coming out from THQ (same guys who made NWO vs WCW) due out next November. I have no idea how good it will be, as it is still early, but it should be better than the first. I think Electronic Arts has bought the rights to NWO games, so they should have one out sometime after THQ's next one.

I don't think I will have a code section, though. N64.com has a great code section, plus Nuke and Gamefan have some codes too. Matt.....Hmmmmmmm, that name sounds familiar......
J-Dog

Here is a sample:

Hey J-Dog, how are you sooo damn cool?
hotchick@babe.com

I just am, baby, so worship me.

Of course, REAL questions would center more around the N64 and this page, but you get the idea.

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