ME, MY JOB, MY HOME, MY SCHOOL
I am Jason Suto. For a while I had to use the alias of the alias of J-Dog for legal reasons (my school had rules or something). No, I am not into rap, the alias is a form of sarcasm combined with passe culture. I was born in Cleveland Ohio. I now live in Olmsted Township. I attended Olmsted Falls High School with a 3.0+ average, with a 1330 SAT and 28 ACT. I worked at IGA Super Center. It sucked (update: better than most jobs I've had). I am now at Bowling Green University, majoring in Computer Science.

VIDEOGAMES, MUSIC, TV
While I love the N64, I also have a Playstation. I use it for Final Fantasy 7, Resident Evil 2, Grand Turismo, and some fighting games. I Plan on Buying a Dreamcast. I am into bands like Smashing Pumpkins (pre goth-techno-vampire bullshit), Foo Fighters (pre Learning How to Fly Bullshit), Beck, and Radio Head. I also have a strange fixation with the Mortal Kombat theme (from the movie). Speaking of movies, I like Pulp Fiction, The Big Lewbowski, Something About Mary, all the Monty Python movies (Quest for the Holy Grail, Meaning of Life, Life of Brian), and some Japanese anime, like Akira, Tenchi Muyo(update: MEH), Final Fantasy, and GunSmith Cats (in that order, and NO, THE ARE NOT PORN!!!!!!!) TV shows I like are The Simpsons, South Park (see my epsiode list), Sienfield, Daria, and Late Night with Conan O'Brian, and That 70's Show (Update: series got more stupid with every new season). Death to the WB.

COMPUTERS
I have an MMX Pentim 166 with 32 mb ram. When I worked on this page at school, there are mostly 486-33's, with 16 to 256 colors, and an older version of netscape. This means some of the backgrounds wouldn't show up to well, the pictures looked like crap, the marques didn't work, and the animated GIFs slowed down things to intolerble levels, etc. For this year, The computer lab is got a bunch of Pentium 233's. Eat THAT, CAD Lab!)

NATIONALITY
I have a lot of ethnicities in me, But by far the most is Hungarian. For stereotypical purposes, I think, Hungarians are like the Polish, with their kilbasi, polka music, and light bulbs. We sure don't look too polish, though. I think the next biggest ethnicity I have is Spanish, and then a bunch of other European types thrown in somewhere. See a list of facts about Hungary (MY GOD, THOSE HUNGARIANS ARE BEHIND THE TIMES!).